What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
Last Updated: 21.06.2025 00:07
So I said to my sister “ You mean to say that that you leave two empty seats rather than give them to your brother” I replied in astonishment. - “Well yes thats how it works in our circle!” responded my sister.
Well son “ I think I might have got you some tickets”
Well the other day she came into my shop asking for the usual discount and mentioned that she had tickets for the wimbledon Tennis final but couldn’t go.
Are there really people who still believe the Earth is flat?
She said, “Oh no I can’t give you our tickets, if we can’t go, well we don’t go - it is just not done to give away final tickets.”
Do you know what she said mum?
About 30 years back, I was speaking with my mother.
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What on earth has brought this on, said my mother?
True - how I loved my mum!
“Mum why is my sister such a bitch!”
Well she is so snotty, O.K. she may have married a bit of money, I don’t know but she feels she is above everybody else.
“Oh come off it mum what would be the point?”
Well I slept with the president of the Lawn tennis Association year ago, I think he may have remembered!!
Why is there so much evil in the world?
My mother said to me “ Why didn’t you speak to me about this before”
What do you mean son?
What! how could you do that?
Oh I said, can my wife have them she would give her right arm to see a Wimbledon tennis final?